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Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)
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Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ...
"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)
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BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition
Bcoz
Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)
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1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho
2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
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2 Frndz aftr giving
d exam
1st: Oye paper konsa
tha?
2nd: Maths ka
1st: Mtlb TU paper ker
k aya hy?
2nd: Nhi Yar sath waki
bachi k hath me clculatr
dkha tha ... ;->
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A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."
Memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->
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1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
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1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
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Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...
Wo bare piyar se
boli....
Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->
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Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.
aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?
aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?
sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
name plate da matlb aa
Msc.mother of seven children aur
Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->
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Dil me Pyar Hai !
Ankho me Nasha Hai !
Baaton me Maza Hai !
Andaaz hee Juda Hai !
Dosti me Wafa Hai !
MASHALLAH isi Liye to Har Koi Mujh pay fida hai.. ;->
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Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya
teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?
Wo bola:
"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}
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Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya.. ?
Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.. :-)
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Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya
or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya...:-D
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Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!
Izzat ,
Shohrat ,
Daulat
Aur Haan ...
Aata
Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->
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